Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
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11:32 pm - Smackin' Me Bitch Up.
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Course, I didn't wanna do this, me bein' a gentleman 'n' all, but the votes are in and a slappin' it's gonna be.
Keep yer tongue away from yer teeth pet, it's slappin' time!
Yeah, I know, worst animation ever. Fuckin' deal with it.
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Monday, May 2nd, 2005
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1:32 am - To Slap Or Not To Slap.
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Poll #485865
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 15Should I Smack Me Bitch Up?
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Friday, March 25th, 2005
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12:26 am - Take It Out And Fuckin' Leave it Out.
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Yeah well, sure half her head is COMPLETELY FUCKING MISSING but she'll get better. See that?? She reacted when she saw me! Honest! She's ALIVE!!
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Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
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11:15 pm - It Ain't Rape If Ya Can't Hear Her Say 'No'
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LA LA LA LA can't hear you, not listenin', ' LA LA LA
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Friday, January 28th, 2005
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11:48 pm - Operation Orr.
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Well look what we gotten here. A little girl all on her own, nobody else for fuckin' miles around. She could be screamin' her fuckin' head off and no one would ever fuckin' know.
( Go on ya filthy cunt - IPs will be logged! )
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Saturday, January 8th, 2005
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12:02 am - I Just Had A Better Fuckin' Idea But This Will Do For Now.
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There's gotta be an easier way to get yer fuckin' cock sucked round 'ere.
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Wednesday, November 17th, 2004
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11:01 pm
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Ridin' the cotton pony, eh? Man, has it been a fuckin' month already?
Better refresh the ol' red wings.
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Tuesday, October 26th, 2004
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9:52 pm - Broadcasting Legend John Peel Is Dead.
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current mood: Gutted.
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Thursday, October 14th, 2004
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10:11 pm - Private Joke. No Porn Here.
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C'mon ya lazy bitch, put yer fuckin' back into it. Motherfuckers won't burn 'emselves ya know. And where's that fuckin' beer I asked for, hmm? Guy could die of fuckin' thirst round here.
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Wednesday, September 15th, 2004
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10:20 pm
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A chick with a dick? Are ya kiddin'? We're jumpin' the fuckin' shark, man.
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Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
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9:50 pm
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Well dudes, I'm shit-all out of ideas at the moment so I'm gonna use someone else's. Ya'll like Tubgirl don't ya? Sure ya do!
So without further fuckin' ado, I give ya..
( The New Tubgirl. )
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Monday, August 2nd, 2004
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9:30 pm - Bitches, eh? They Just Love The Cock!
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Ladies, ladies please. There's no need to fight over it. You can both suck my cock!
I dunno though. This is kinda hot.
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Monday, July 19th, 2004
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10:31 pm - All Holes Filled With Hard Cock.
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OK guys, let's get this bitch airtight. And no fuckin' sword fencin' down there! One hole each.
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Friday, July 2nd, 2004
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10:21 pm - The Big Guy Makes An Appearance.
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Dude, what the fuck's goin' on? Where's me bitch?
I've been way too busy for that.
Aw, c'mon man, my tanks are poppin' here. I need an empty real fuckin' bad. Make me a bitch for fuck's sake.
( Read more... )
current mood: Violated.
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Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
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11:42 pm - Scat.
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"Well, I gotta say this is doin' about fuck all for me. How 'bout you, pet?"
"MMPH GMMPH"
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Tuesday, June 8th, 2004
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10:07 pm - Entering The Depths Of Depravity.
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Look at the fuckin' state of those saggy ol' tits. Like a slate-layer's nail bags.
( Read more... )
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Tuesday, June 1st, 2004
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10:53 pm - Wizard's Sleeve.
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Gee pet, I done reamed you out pretty good eh? Gettin' kinda slack back there. Ain't nothin' I can't fit in.
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Tuesday, May 25th, 2004
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10:21 pm - Shovin' Shit.
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Gonna call this one Samson And Delilahs, though I bet that motherfucker didn't have to push as hard to wreck a fuckin' temple.
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Wednesday, May 19th, 2004
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10:40 pm - The Vacuum.
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Dammit bitch, look at all the bits ya missed."
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Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
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10:32 pm - As Far As It Goes.
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WOOO! Up to the nuts!
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